The Definition of Insanity

The fact that there is no “God” is actually good news for women, but go ahead girls, keep doing what you are doing.

Those of us who have passed kindergarten, us lost girls, will just keep “living in the dark” because we find it so endearing watching all of you girls receive your winning beauty pageant, epitome of girlness, crowns.  Pretty.  So worth it.

The Man in the Attic – Or – The Boy Who Won the Staring Contest – Or Better Known as “The Romance”

  

The man hid in the attic and breathed heavily. All the people bowed.

Some of us passed kindergarten. Of course, we found ourselves alone in the higher grades, but for the idiot with the beard continuing to hang his face in front of us relentlessly, santa claus I guess, guru idiot. Unlike the other girls, still back there showing off their princess dresses to the boys who have discovered hardons, we actually learned something.

I guess now we know why all of the women and girls are throwing each other “under the bus”. With that “perpetual eye” ever hovering, it’s a pretty rough competition for the shiny things.

They are still the ones getting all of the “prizes” though.  It’s a miracle.  Truly, it is.

Unplugged

There are two kinds of people in the world.  The majority are of one kind and very few are of the other.

The kind that the majority fit into are those who, when you tell them that we are all being spied on 24 hours a day, straighten up, get a scared look in their eyes, and immediately become very careful about all of their conduct.

The second kind of people, the ones who fall into the category of only a few, straighten up, start looking around for ways to unplug the spy camera.

Monkeying Around

I honestly am one of those evil people who didn’t know that the trick to what the majority are calling life, was to be a really good wind up doll, or, in the case of the men, a really good war monkey, or for those men who prefer a more clean hands approach, a politician.

Freeman

I’ve seen two movies now where Morgan Freeman plays a god-like character and glorifies the miracle of drudgery. I hereby call Morgan Freeman out and challenge him to give up all of his material wealth and become a floor mopper for, say, $12.00 per hour with only inflation rate raises for the rest of his life. Whaddya say Morg?

Whew!

If it wasn’t for the abusive father figure in the sky, keeping everyone on the track, we would all be snide, insolent, nasty, backstabbing, whining children, always jealous of each other, and doing violence and rape of every sort to each other and participating in every sort of perversion in order to astound with out selfishness and evil and have power as the masses starve around us. Whew! Good thing for the abusive father figure in the sky to keep us obedient.

Oh Oh, Woman Thinking

I am so glad that the masses still get to enjoy the bliss of serving humanity by starving to death so that the lovely pillars can present themselves as mature, evolved, environmentally, and holistically conscious beings on the planet (also, morally superior, let’s not forget, morally superior) who know enough to sweep down the street in the yellow skirt with your rootsy basket full of over-priced organic food. Thank you for allowing the masses the opportunity to serve you.

By the way, the morally superior, organic supermodels got their idea for the sweeping, yellow, hippie skirt from the hippies they just persecuted out of any sort of reasonable existence, at their last town, “community” meeting, where the love, respect, and sensitivity to the needs of “all” were utmost on the priority list.

It is important that the “community-minded” look like rootsy, caring, hippies so that the “masses” will trust them and be more “able” to receive the help, guidance, and acceptance, that “they” offer. It used to be the tactic that “we”, “the community-minded” dress powerfully in outfits that screamed “you can’t afford this” so that the masses would be intimidated, remember their place, and be degraded enough to “accept” help, but the masses turned on us, so we need now to “earn” back their “trust” so that they may “benefit” from our guidance.  It also provides the added bonus of making it more difficult for “the masses” to be able to tell who is “real” and who is one of the lovely pillars of society.  Another pleasant perk for the elitist-minded pillars, is that their “hippie” outfit is actually way more expensive, cleaner, and attractive than the ones that the real hippies are wearing because real hippies have been persecuted out of affording the cleaner version.  As we all know, being rich feels empty unless you can watch the poor be degraded and denied.  Otherwise, how does one know they are rich?

Boys, you do know that society “pays” you to be a chauvinist?  I’m sure you do.  If you are undermining your women, including your female coworkers, the pillars don’t have to leave the garden party to do it. Yep, the working man. Boy, are you guys ever smart.

How do the rich stay rich? They get poor men to abuse their families. You da man.

How do the rich keep the men macho, aggressive, angry, and perverted? They promote homophobia. If the men need to overcompensate, they work harder to show off their muscles and keep that wad in their pocket, they “lord” it over others, and they are always ready, like good, enthusiastic puppies, for a good war. Revenge becomes more important than solving the problem. “May that circle be unbroken.”

Why are gays hated? Because they mess with the “illusion” of what relationships and family look like. The homophobics are the perverts.

Why is the idea of the “traditional family unit” held up as the epitomy of morality and goodness? Because it ensures that there is a man in every household, it enables the king philosophy, and it nourishes the power dynamic approach to human relationships. People who love each other, regardless of race, gender, and all the rest of the bullshit, are a threat to that. Did you know that many of the women being called down because they are single moms on welfare are being forced, by poverty, to stay on welfare or work more than one job just to get by, so that she will, in effect, be under the provisional “care” of the man. It works excellently, because as long as she cannot truly support herself, she is held in derision and treated relentlessly with hostility by her “community”. She is, in fact, being punished for having a household that doesn’t have a man in it. What? Did yas all forget this or are yas all doing that mature pretending not to know thing?